Santa Claus Is Smoking Reefer

Jim: yes, yes I have a very little secret we'd like to tell

Tom: and we think people to know about it

Jim: the snow will be falling

Tom: and the cats'll be ballin, yeah, they'll be knockin em selves out

Jim: know the reason why

Tom: why?

Jim: santa claus is smokin' reefer

Santa claus is smokin tea

Hes so high in the sky, stays loaded all the time

Come on down

Ken: he's got good stuff for the kiddies!

Tom: he's hip nowadays, not like my mother, my father

Jim: the kids are jivin

Tom: jolly fellow, he's that fellow

Jim: not the cat you think it is

Santy claus is lighting up to the hay