What Me Worry?

What me worry

I never do

I'm always amused and amusing you

Sans le fear of impending doom

Life is like banquet food

Pleasure to peruse

Do I amuse you, dear

Would you think me queer

If while standing beside you

I opted instead to

Disappear, disappear

In no hurry I'll sing my tune

All my skies the hue of a ruddy bruise

In my finest threads couture

I'll call up my favorite muse

For a drink - half full - or two

Have I abused you, dear

You have had it to here

You say, "Love is just a bloodmatch

To see who endures lash after lash with panache"

In the spring I'll dust off my lute

Stuff my suitcase full of blues

And I stir the dust underneath the thrust

Of my clicking heels

C'est la vie

What me worry

I never do

Life is one charming ruse

For us lucky few

Have I fooled you, dear

The time is coming near

When I'll give you my hand and I'll say

"It's been grand, but I'm out of here

I'm out of here"