Intro

Hello everyone,

I am Egoraptor

and welcome to the first album of

STAR BOMB!!

A holy-sh*t amazing new band

I've created with this guys:

Ninjasexparty

Hello, my name is Danny Sexbang

I'm the lead singer of Ninjasexparty

That band he was just talking about

And this here is Ninja Brian

Say hi Ninja Brian

Fantastic!

Now, before we begin annihilating your f*cking soul

With tasty-*ss jams,

We'd like to say that we don't own the rights

To the characters that we parody on this album

Like hmm... Zelda or Mario

Or huh. Metroid girl. Samus! That's her.

But it is parody, which means according to the exact text of the law

*clears throat*

The fair use of a copyrighted word, including such use

By reproduction and copies of phonorecords

Or by any other... f*cking means.

specified by that section

For purposes such as

Sh*t like critism, comment, teaching, scholarship or researsh

Is not a goddamn infringment of copyrights

I guess what we're saying Nintendo:

We love you

Thanks for not suing us

NOW LET'S COMMENCE THE ROCK