Robots In Need Of Disguise

Rolling out motherfuckers it's the Robots in Disguise

Led by Optimus Prime, a bot whose power never dies

Cars and vans and planes, fuckin' construction trucks

They're going under cover cause Decepticons don't give a fuck.

Autobots it's time for rolling out.

Oh my God, that truck is Optimus without a doubt!

Uh, no I'm not.

Yes you are my dearest robot bro

You guys been on my lunch box since the 19 fuckin' 80's yo

Oh balls, Autobots listen here

I think it's time to try to find another way to disappear

New disguises that our enemies can never recognize

Bumblebee become a burger! Prowl you are a side of fries!

Huh?

Do it! Don't you wanna light our darkest hour

Jazz you are a birthday cake, you got the touch I got the flour!

Autobots, roll out

Let's show them what we're all about

We'll catch'em by surprise

When we're in disguise

As a trout, flower sprouts

And a tiny Asian girl scout

Now the time has come

To rock the Decepti-scum

You better be alert

Cause we can now convert

To a skirt polo shirt

And a little mound of wet dirt

Megatron will pay

As soon as I take on the form of this delightful souffle, OK!

After hours and hours of transforming into stuff

The Autobots decided on a plan that's super duper tough

Those Decepti-dicks won't see us coming at all

When we roll up together as random kiosks at the local mall

Who'd even take to guess

That Bumblebee is selling cell phone chargers for 3 dollars less, I said

They'll never know we're here

While we're hawking beauty products making teenage acne disappear

As if they could stop Ratchet before bitch

He's combined with Ironhide to form a turkey sandwich

And I haven't even mentioned the ace that's up my sleeve

He rocks a jet engine that'll make your ears bleed

He'll betray Megatron plus he's boisterous and loud

This is your moment come on Starscream now break it down!

Hey, this...I'm Starscream-

What?

I just...I just wanted say that Megatron you-

Speak up man.

Megatron you're going down I'm gonna win.

Spea- I'm gonna win, I'm Starscream

Oh, come on!

Starscream rules Alright, you know what forget it!

Autobots let's fight

These enemies with all our might

Time to do what's right

And transform tonight

To 5 kites, egg whites

And a family of field mice

The Decepticons

Are now ten tanks and a giant gun

Well Grimlock's a rake

And I'm a warm milkshake

There's a small chance that we made a very tiny mistake

Well it's too late now

We're the good guys and I'm sure that everything will work out

Megatron, you're going down-

Optimus I had real.. I a-

Starscream, SHUT UP!

Oh, mmm-k.