Different as can be

You won't sleep on your tummy

You won't sleep on your back

We're quite a kooky couple you'll agree

We share some hands and fingers

And yet the feeling lingers

We're just about as different as anyone could be

You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill

You think that you should rule the world, I think books are a thrill!

Sipping tea by the fires swell

Pushing people in is fun as well

I like folding all my ties

And you have no friends, hey thats a surprise

I guess its plain to see

when you look at you and me

were different

different

as can be

Youre a sissy, a twat a girl! Im the darkest of lords!

Im the brightest professor here, Ive won several awards

My new world is about to unfold

You got beat by a two year

Ill kill him this time through and through

Or you might just give him another tattoo

You really must agree

when you look at you and me

were different

different

as can-

Ill rise again and Ill rule the world

But you must help me renew

For when our plan succeeds

Prevails!

Part of that world goes to you

When I rule the world Ill plant flowers

When I rule the world Ill have snakes

And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,

a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!

(QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)

When I rule the world!! Hahahaha!!!!