Guys like Potter

So many douchebags in the world

Yeah, so many douchebags get the girls

Who deserve more than absolutely anything

That any charm or potion could ever bring

But men like that, they have her on a string

And they don't care

(Spoken) Let's pick it up, fellas...

So many assholes in this place (So many assholes, yeah)

So many assholes in my face!

Why won't they leave us alone

To love princesses, maids, and queens?

They wouldn't ever be in between...

We'd treat them nice and never be mean

And we would care...

Yeah, yeah, yeah

For there will always be guys like Potter

To realize tears in your eyes because he got her

She'll never ever know how much you'd have brought her...

If you'd only done

Something more for the one

Back when you were young...

(Spoken) You're right fellas. Hey, how about this?

So many bastards here(So many bastards, yeah...)

Why won't these bastards disappear?

I'll blast them off to outer space

You'll never see them again

I'll launch them off to Venus and then...

We wouldn't have to deal with them

Anymore...

(Spoken) Hell, no.

But there will always be guys like Potter

Who'll quench the flame like it's a game with drops of water

He'll never ever think her perfect as you thought her...

But now you're alone

Left to pout and moan

'Cause you were totally pwnd.

So many douchebags in the world...

Yeah, Oooh...