This Charming Man

Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate

Will nature make a man of me yet?

When in this charming car

This charming man

Why pamper life's complexities

When the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

I would go out tonight

But I haven't got a stitch to wear

This man said, "It's gruesome

That someone so handsome should care"

A jumped-up pantry boy who never knew his place

He said, "Return the ring"

He knows so much about

He knows so much about these things

And I would go out tonight

But I haven't got a stitch to wear

Oh, yeah

This man said, "It's gruesome

That someone so handsome should care"