Hatch Fever

Rabbit:

There’s a knock

Spine:

Open the door

R+S: A human sized package

S: Rip through tape

R: like butter

S: and cardboard

R+S: like toast

R: No time for instructions

S: the fire’s diein’

R: Two birds

R+S: one stone

S: Fill the tank with water

R: Turn the ignition

R+S: and Hatchy Boy you’re ready to go

Hatchworth: Far

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Far

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There’s a hole

in your floor

we’ve got to

patch it up

Give it a cover,

a latch,

a hinge,

and a turn wheel

Well now you’re talking Hatch Fever-oh!

What’s the worth o’living

S: if you can’t make a living

R: not living but

All: faux living

H: Is there a difference?

A fever’s a fever

Come on everybody prepare to get catchy

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Catch Hatch Fever!

Open your heart to me

Come on everybody open up that chest cavity

S: Yeeeoh- Hatchworth that sounds a little morbid

R: Kids! D-D-D-Don’t try this at home!

H: If you took that last bit of advice

you gotta get to the emergency room

Please don’t act out these lyrics

We don’t want you to leave so soon

S: Follow instructions

R: And don’t hurt birds

H: And generally pair your nouns with verbs

S: Study real hard

R: Eat your vitamin soup

H: When all of that’s finished prepare to catch

Hatch disease

(Laaaaaaaaaa, that sounds bad)

It’s not a real disease

But if it were on another world then

(Aaaaaaaahhh)

All: We’re sorry

H: We wouldn’t wish it on anybody

S: Unless it makes you stronger

R: and live longer

H: Well then that’s just a good thing wouldn’t you agree?

But for now they’re just words and a good time

Come on everybody get down with the robots!

There’s not much left to tell which hasn’t already been stated

Consider yourself ninety-nine point nine percent Hatchworth acclimated

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Catch Hatch Fever!

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That should about do it