B.V.S.

Big vagina syndrome

is becoming a common disease

Ladies that have this affliction

are never easy to please

If you poke someone with B.V.S.

there's not much you can do

It's like filling the Lincoln tunnel

with an Oscar Meyer weiner or two

I won't rest till I do my best

to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

I won't rest till I do my best

to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

Gonna do my best

to rid the whole world

of motherfucking B.V.S.

B.V.S. is a bit like

shooting hoops with a tennis ball

It's easy to get it in there

But it doesn't satisfy at all

Well I'll do my best to make her come

But my cock won't do the trick

And I've got a full 5 inches

and all the words of maserdee, yeah

I won't rest till I do my best

to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

I won't rest till I do my best

to rid the whole world of B.V.S.

I'm gonna pass that test

I'm gonna rid the world

of that inflivious B.V.S.