If You Really, Really Love Me

If you really really really really love me

Then you really really really gotta show me

Don't whine when I put it in your booty

Or if I'm up all night playin call of duty

Never hassle me because I'm unemployed

If I sleep all day don't get annoyed

Then I'll know that you really really really

Really really really love me.

If you really really want to make me feel nice

Don't ever make me have ask twice

Let me have the keys to your mercedes

Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies

If I get fat and look like an egg

Lie to me tell me I'm in great shape

Then I'll know that you really really really really really

Really love me.

If you wonder what I did with the rent

Just consider it money well spent

Bought trunks and a new surfboard

Just go tell you dumb landlord

That you love me

You really love me

If I have sex with your friend Melanie

Don't act like it's some kind of felony

It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity

It happens to a lot of guys like tiger woods and me

Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse

And you to ride the pony of course

Then you'll know that I'm really really

Really really really fond of you too

When you think it's really suckie girl

All your friends say your lucky girl

Got a man who's hot they say

All the girls wanna be with me

Cause they love me they really really love me

Yes they do

If you really really really really really love me

You never make me hang out with your family

Your mom sucks and your dad really hates me

When I try to borrow money he berates me

They think I'm too old for you

Cause your 19 and I'm 52

Can't they see that you really really really really really really

Love me.

If you really love me.