Party All Day (Fuck All Night)

When I was only three

My mama said to me

"Don't go screwin' a skanky ho,

Or you're gonna get VD"

When I was seventeen

I boned a kooky bitch

A couple days later, my balls swelled up

And my crotch began to itch

But thats when I totally knew

What God wanted me to do, woah

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey

Fuck all night, and party all day

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey

I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day

Check it out

Now I'm in a bitchin' band

And I'm banging every nun

I don't care if she's a trailer ho

But she's got me freakin' out

I get up in the afternoon

'Cause I ain't got a stupid job

I drink some beer and I watch cartoons

While the slut polishes my knob

Smoke and drink and screw

Thats what I was born to do, woah

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!

Fuck all night and party all day!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!

I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day, let's go

Now God's looking down on me

Saying, "Hey man, way to be!"

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!

Fuck all night and party all day!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!

Fuck all night and party all day

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!

Fuck all night and party all day!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!

Fuck all night and party all day

Fuck fuck fuck yeah,

Fuck yeah!

...Fuck yeah, dude