Aliens, Spaceships, and Richard M. Nixon

I thought I saw a UFO one night

But I may have been mistaken

Conspiracy is hard to prove

Even when it's everywhere

And you're the forsaken

Where is that spaceship

That picks up Nixon

And takes him to Watergate

To relive his folly

And change history?

I'd like to watch

Richard sweat

But not believing he was wrong

Makes me see

A bit of myself

And compassion

Or is it hate

Of that part of myself?

But I can't remember

If the UFO was real

Or what my dream

Sought to reveal

In 1974, with aliens

Spaceships

And Richard M. Nixon

When the Milhouse

Burnt down that day

Some crop circle theorist suspected

The aliens

I never did see

But the UFO

I did see that night

May have been that ship

Carrying Richard M. Nixon

They laughed at me that day

But I think I saw Nixon holed up

In the alien cargo bay

In '74, lying on the floor

Putting pieces

In my puzzle

Of Richard M. Nixon