Albino

I was in love with an albino

Her lack of pigment seemed like fun

Her skin the whitest alabaster

Her eyes as pink as pinkest bubble gum

Then one day it snowed real hard and she disappeared

I loved little Agnes Johnson

I met her at the old folks home

She'd call me up and say" hey Stephen,

Come give old mother hubbard a bone"

Then one day her EKG went beep, beep, beep!