Baby

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Intro: ,

My lady give birth today

I run to her room right away

She smiles with glee, and hands her to me

I look at my newborn and say

Refren:

Damn thats an ugly baby

Damn thats an ugly ass baby

I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned

Cause damn that's an ugly baby

Can't Believe this came from me

Think her mom did too much LSD

She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big

But her hair color doesn't match her beard

Refren:

Damn thats an ugly baby

Damn thats an ugly ass baby

I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back

Cause damn thats and ugly baby

Hmi

And when she smiles I find

Shame McGallen comes to mind

Hmi

It makes me want to cry

When I look into her good eye

Hmi

I always wanted kids

Is it wrong to hope for SIDS

Hmi

The doctor calles me in

Mr. Lynch she has a twin

Refren:

Damn that's a good lookin baby

One for two on the good lookin babys

Now I start to weep, this one we can keep

Damn thats an ugly ass baby

Damn thats an ugly ass baby

Damn thats an ugly ass baby

Koniec hrajte ako refren:

She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye

And thank God just one nose but it's on her left thigh

Now doctor I'm asking you guy to guy

Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?

Oh no...not me....

I dont want no ugly baby

I said Damn thats an ugly ass baby

Damn thats an ugly baby