D&D

I got my twelve sided die and im ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew,

My friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew,

I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin,

Its that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin,

It's d&d!

Fighting with the legends of yore.

It's d&d!

Never kissed lady before (nope).

Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things,

We use these as a reference tool,

And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids in the school...

No we're not

I know

Now tiche's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master,

He's got hit points and charisma to lend,

I rehearse in my room or what i call the dragons tomb when im not im with my girlfriend,

Its d&d...wait...

Youve got a girlfriend?

Yeah. yeah...no.

Its d&d!

Warriors that terrify.

Its d&d!

Virgins til the day we...

1,2,3,4!

Die!