For the Ladies

I kissed you on the cheek, "Goodnight my love" I say

You turned to me and smiled "A baby's on the way"

And then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,

And I lie wondering just what I should I do...

I could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares,

I could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs,

When I tell you that I love you I will look you in the eye,

As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...