Halloween

Thinking of all the cool creatures that I will meet on this night

Ghosts and goblins and witches roaming the streets in moonlight

Bowls of candy and goodies, delicious and waiting in store

The sound of cute little footsteps as they approach my front door

Letting the children inside to drink beers

Razor blades hidden in three musketeers

Screams from the basement of kids begging to be set free

That's what Halloween means to me

Tightening the clamps that are holding their little heads so tight

Putting my lips to their ears as I whisper please don't fight

I promise I'll let you go home if you swear not to tell a soul

Well I'll just untie these I'm kidding now where is my chainsaw? Let's rock and roll

A pinch of your brother a teaspoon of you

With the head of your sister would make a good stew

I'd give you a taste but you're tongue's in the stew; irony

That's what Halloween means to me

Trick-or-treat, smell my feet

Give me something good to eat

Trick-or-treat, smell my feet

Give me someone good to eat