Hey Love

Love hurts

Love’s a cruel master

Love’s a killer

Love’s a rotten bastard

Hey love, I’m done with you

Love will break your heart

I hate loving hating love

Love’s a douchebag

Love wears Ed Hardy

Love’s a member of the Tea Party

Hey love, go fuck yourself

Love likes Nickelback

I hate loving hating love

Oooohhh, aaahhh

Love has Ann Coulter’s face

Love’s a fan of the Boston Red Sox

Love is a white guy with dreadlocks

Hey, love I can’t believe

You like Nickelback

I hate loving hating love

I la la la la la la la la

I la la la la la la la la la la

Love’s a cunt