Superhero

If I could be a superhero, I would be Awesome Man

I'd fly around the world fighting crime,

according to my awesome plan

And if I saw criminals trying to lie

Hurting other people, and making them cry

I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van

'Cause I would be Awesome Man

If I could be a superhero, I would be Drug Free Boy

Telling the world of the evils of drugs

And all of the lives they destroy

And I'd take all the junkie, he's getting so high

Their needles and bongs and their sticks made of tie

As i burned them alive, I would squeal with joy

'Cause I would be Drug Free Boy

If I could be a superhero, I would be Immagration Dude

I'd send all of the foreigners back to their homes

For eating up all of our food

And taking our wellfare and best jobs to boot

Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit

I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood

'Cause I'd be Immagration Dude

If I could be a superher, would you be Justice Guy

Making sure people get what they deserve

Especially women who lie

Like if a wife leaves her husband with three kids and no job

To go off to fuckin' Hawaii with some doctor named Bob

You could skin them and drain them of blood so they'd die (especially Bob)

Then you would be Justice Guy

Could you be more suddle (hah) I didn't mean to be vague

Have you heard of Mad Cow Disease let him die of the plague

As long as they'd both suffer for their terrible crimes (especially Bob)

Then you would be Justice Guy

Yes then, you would be,

A superhero like me!