Tall Glass O' Water

She's a tall glass o' water,

She's a sip of lemonade.

She's a cup of hot Darjeeling tea,

She's a cool tang in the shade.

She's an oatmeal cookie,

She's a crumb of Melba Toast.

She's the cream in an Oreo cookie,

That's the part I like the most.

She's a handful of beernuts,

She's a cold bottle of Schlitz.

She's that little tub of Pepto-Bismol whenever I get the -- how you doing, all right!