Too Jesusy

Oh baby, you were such a tease

Only get down on your knees to pray

To pray

And something in your Bible says

Not to let me share your bed today

Today

Oh, now I see

That you turned out to be

Too Jesusy for me

Our life was filled with sexy and kink

Cigarettes and weed, and drink and beer

And beer

Now it's Bible verse and Bible class

And Bible shove it up your arse, my dear

My dear

'Cause you and me

Plus Jesus makes three

That's too Jesusy for me

You and I are through

Can I please get an Amen?

'Cause I got bored with you

When you got all born again

I'm sick of hearing about that guy

His magic kingdom in the sky above

Above

So take that precious cross you wear

And give yourself a Linda Blair, my love

My love

If Jesus were me

Even he would agree

You're too Jesusy for me, for me

Too Jesusy for me