It's My Time (Waste It If I Want To)

How many beer bottle caps fill a cowboy hat

(I don't know, but I'm gonna find out)

How many miles of sand to walk my flip-flops flat

(I don't know, but I'm gonna find out)

How many tiny drink umbrellas can you hold between your toes

Tomorrow you can tell 'em

You know someone who knows

It's my time

(Oh) it's what I love

Well, it ain't my job

But I wish it was

It ain't no crime

Doin' what you love to do

Hey, it's my time

I can waste it if I want to

How long does it take to spoon feed a beer

(I don't know, but I'm gonna find out)

To make your sexy little tan lines disappear

(I don't know, but I'm gonna find out)

How many jaunts in the ocean and rub-it-back-ons

Are in a 32 oz. bottle'a Coppertone

It's my time

(Oh) it's what I love

Well, it ain't my job

But I wish it was

It ain't no crime

Doin' what you love to do

Hey, it's my time

I can waste it if I want to

Well, when Monday mornin' comes

How can I go back to work

(I don't know, but I have to find out)

How many Tylenols for my head not to hurt

(I don't know, but I have to find out)

Baby, how long can we hold one kiss

With just one breath

I mean somethin' like this, whew

It's my time

(Oh) it's what I love

Well, it ain't my job

But I wish it was

It ain't no crime

Doin' what you love to do

Hey, it's my time

I can waste it if I want to