Guilty

Well does it please my honor to testify

There's something that I've got to confess

Me and the boys went looking for some trouble

And I guess we found us a mess

You know we were just chasing aliens

'cause those folks are different to us

Someone started tooting and then we started shooting

Now some people are trying to raise a fuss

I find them guilty

Ah, take them away

Well we were hunting the kind with the different mind

Those peoples with the strange eyes

Gonna purge this town with a burial mound

So a new day can arise

Me and the men were down in the glen

Branding the cattle and fixing the fence

We could have swore that we saw some more

So we let 'em have it again and again