Flash In The Pan

We wait with bated breath

Oh my god your shit is so hot

With all the latest threads

Don't care if you get it or not

It's all about the look

And making sure your quaffing your quim

Just need to set the hook

And wait till someone reels you in

It doesn't matter if it's Paris or Perez

It's only hilton we hear

And we don't care if your from Texas or Juarez

Or if your strait or your queer

You may be a headline on TMZ

Cause Harvey Levin's the man

One thing for sure your a hunk of meat

But your manager won't tell ya

Your agent just sells ya

Your publicist, hell

Your just a flash in the pan

Don't have a record deal

Or any movie to push

But you got a demo reel

And you're good at flashing your bush

Just hoping that your 15 minutes can generate a career

If your lucky you'll get 15 seconds

Then get thrown out on your ear

You may be a headline on TMZ

Cause Harvey Levin's the man

One thing for sure your a hunk of meat

But your manager won't tell ya

Your agent just sells ya

Your publicist, hell

Your just a flash in the pan

It doesn't matter if it's Paris or Perez

It's only hilton we hear

And we don't care if your from Texas or Juarez

Or if your strait or your queer

You may be a headline on TMZ

Cause Harvey Levin's the man

One thing for sure your a hunk of meat

But your manager won't tell ya

Your agent just sells ya

You may be a star, the celeb du jour

With your own little legion of fans

But you won't get far on this fantasy tour

Cause your manager won't tell ya

Your agent just sells ya

Your publicist, hell

Your just a flash in the pan