Katie Wants A Fast One

Ridin' down the road in her Oldsmobile

Tapping on the floorboard,

banging on the wheel,

Punchin' ev'ry button on the radio,

But everything's too slow.

Katie wants a fast one, quicker than the last one.

Only two times she gets that rush,

is makin' tracks and kickin' up dust.

Katie wants a fast one, you know she's got to have one.

Cause that's what makes her motor run,

Katie wants a fast one!

Tearing up the yard on her ridin' mower

Neighbor says 'Katie better go a little slower!'

Taking every corner up on two wheels

That's how she gets her thrills.

Katie wants a fast one, quicker than the last one.

Only two times she gets that rush,

is makin tracks and kickin up dust

Katie wants a fast one, you know she's gotta have one.

Cause that's what makes her motor run,

Katie wants a fast one!

Chompin' at the bit in the checkout line

Katie's got a thing about wasting time.

If she pulls up behind you in the car-pool lane,

Just get out of her way!

Cause Katie wants a fast one, quicker than the last one.

Only two times she gets that rush,

is makin' tracks and kickin' up dust

Katie wants a fast one, you know she's gotta have one.

Cause that's what makes her motor run,

Katie wants a fast one!

Katie wants a fast one, ooooo, she's gotta have one.