Don't Drink The Water

Bags in the hallway, taxi at the door

Cat's with the neighbours, post is on the floor, OI

Racing down to Gatwick, late for the gate

A quick pint of lager and some duty free mates, OI

A very nice man pointing out the exits

A pretty young girl handing out the wotsits

Saved like a fucker for my summer holiday

And I can't wait to get away

Having a very nice time

Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

Basking in Spanish sunshine

Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

Adidas flip flops for during the day

And a pair of khaki chinos to dance the night away

Punched a lippy waiter straight on the chin

We got to the club and they wouldn't let us in, OI

Don't believe in sunscreen, I'd rather go red

I'm peeling bits of skin of the top of my head

My standards are dropping it's nearly time to go home

There's a doggy over there gonna give her a bone

Having a very nice time

Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

Basking in Spanish sunshine

Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

Out here by the pool

Ignoring the rules

Surrounded by fools

Out here by the pool

Having a very nice time

Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

Basking in Spanish sunshine

Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

don't drink the water, don't drink the water, don't drink the water!

We won't come here again!