Hog Child

Hog child bringin' myself down

Hog child, there's one in every town

No one seems to know why you're around

Yeah

You think you're wild, yes, you think you are

Lard piled up inside your car

Hide at the backstage, go grab yourself a star

Teen time magazines, you have them all

Pictures of them all you have up on your wall

Oh yeah

Oh, plaster casters card up on your door

Seems they just don't want to anymore

Whoo, falling down, you bounce across the floor

Hog child, what you gonna do?

Piggy woman, is this really you?

Don't be sad now, just reduce your blues

And all so soon you'll find

How to leave these bungling zeppelin blues behind

Hog child blues behind

Yeah