Off Ramp Road Tramp

Oh, yeah, don't you know?

Well, I just can't decide, yes

Whether I should walk away

Or baby, take the ride, yes

She looks good in her Morgan

Ah, she pulls up alongside me

With ring-like curls and homemade clothes

And head all stuffed with pride, babe

Oh yeah, she's the only one who knows

Why insane people sometimes look suspicious

Baby, I think I'll take the ride, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Well, she said the life she lives is dull, yet very dignified

And after all the men she has looked through

She still remains untied

Driven halfway 'round the world

Just trying to find the right one

Learned all that there is to know

And now she's tryin' for the sun

Whoa, babe, well, I know I'm always right

But art's not imitation, it's just illusion

Go get 'em

Drivin' down the freeway lookin' for an off ramp

Another fella's hitchin' there

Lookin' like a road tramp

She pulls off to the roadside

And she tells me to get out here

She says, "I've had my fun with you

Your time has just expired, dear"

Whoa, babe, well, I'll get myself out here

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