Anything You Can Do
Anything you can do, I can do better.
Ha!
I can do anything better than you.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're not. Yes, I am,
Yes, I am!
I can shoot the partridge with a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yep.
So can a rat!
Any note you can sing, I can sing higher.
I can sing any note higher than you.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't! Yes, I can!
How do you sing that high?
I'm a girl!
Anything you can say, I can say softer.
I can say anything softer than you!
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
I can drink my liquor, faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Sure!
That's what I thought, you crook!
Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
I can hold any note longer than you.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Yes, you can!
Where you keep all that air?
Ugh..
Oh!
Anything you can say, I can say faster.
I can say anything faster than you!
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can!
I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie?
No..
Neither can I..
Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything sweeter than you.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Yes, I can.
No, you can't. Oh yes, I can.
No, you can't, can't, can't!
Yes, I can, can, can!
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!