Delicious Dog

Born in a place called home

The place is cold but something warm

Stretches my umbilical cord

Would you all relate?

Could you all relate?

I'm a crowd of trouble

You've got a prodigal son

Don't you think so mum?

Watch out the dog

He wants some more

The dog has eaten my

Umbilical cord

Umbilical cord

Delicious dog

Here I am a delicious cracker

I'm cracker man

And my mummy said

Daddy is dead two seconds late

I'm a crowd of trouble

A crowd of trouble

I always love the fruit a little green

I always ate the meet a little red

Please hold me, please hold me tight

I always loved the girl I never had

Call me silly girl

Don't be shy

You know I'm not going to bite

I'm a hundred years old

And I'm cold

Would you be my bride?

Well no, oh no!

Would you all relate?

Could you all relate?

That I'm a crowd of trouble

I'm a crowd of trouble...

Delicious dog

Umbilical cord

Umbilical cord

Here I am

I'm a dog

I'm on crack

A cracker dog

A dog on crack

An animal

And my mummy said

Daddy is dead two seconds late

I'm a crowd of trouble

A crowd of trouble