All Men Are Pigs

You are one of them

everything but femme

I won't be fooled again

you've got the same kinda specs as the sex of men

I believe in Simone de Beauvoir

I believe that life's a film noir

I know the role that you play so save your clichés

I wasn't born yesterday so don't try to say:

"I'm not typical, and Simone...you are just cynical!

I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink

Cha-mon! I'm not so typical at all"

All men are pigs

I've seen their tricks

All men are pigs

My logic will prevail

So shut up, nightingale

This is no fairytale: every single male

that I've met 'till this day had a curly tail

I believe it's a poo poo world

Men deceive - that means you too, girl!

So zip it up Romeos, listen Juliets:

it's a form of foreplay when you hear them say:

"I'm not typical, and Simone...you are just cynical!

I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink

Cha-mon!, I'm not so typical at all"

All men are pigs

All men are pigs,

I've seen their tricks,

they know the licks,

that get the chicks

All men are pigs

"I'm the swan that crashed on your lawn

and I'm the boy that will heal you, fix you up"

"Because I'm not typical, and Simone...you are just cynical!

I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink

Cha-mon!, I'm not so typical at all"

All men are pigs

All men are pigs,

I've seen their tricks,

they know the licks,

that get the chicks

All men are pigs