Backhanded Compliment

I hope I look like you when I'm your age

It seems like you have lost a lot of weight

You must have confidence to wear that dress

And it's too bad that you have not had more success

I think I liked you better as a blonde

Has anyone told you, you look like your mom

I love that you don't care about your looks

And nothing that you do is ever by the books

Do you ever think before you speak

Or was that an insult intentionally

You talk to me without an invitation

Making an awkward conversation

To bad your big mouth never came with

Words to say what you really meant

This has been; thanks again my friend

For your backhanded compliment

Never ask a woman when she's due

And never tell a man his pants are cute

It's rude to say I'm smarter than you thought

And it's my personality that makes me hot

Do you ever think before you speak

Or was that an insult intentionally

You talk to me without an invitation

Making an awkward conversation

To bad your big mouth never came with

Words to say what you really meant

This has been; thanks again my friend

For your backhanded compliment

Here's a compliment that I'd like to give back

You remind me of a horse that i once had

Do you ever think before you speak

'cause it makes insults feel really sweet

You talk to me without an invitation

Now I'm gonna end this conversation

To bad your big mouth never came with

Words to say what you really meant

This all has been; thanks again my friend

For your backhanded compliment

Backhanded compliment