Edam Anchorman

I took no notice of you until

I got to know you when I was home ill

I had the measles, whilst you had me down

You scanned that auto cue a sense of your mind

Edam Anchorman

Living his grays through a plastic face

Edam Anchorman

He's taking the cam for the stock around the van

Edam Anchorman, Edam Anchorman

I bought a dagger and a picture of you

For fourteen dollars and ninety two cents

Revenge for all those unanswered calls

Just remember, I can see you but you can't see me

Edam Anchorman

Living his grays through a plastic face

Edam Anchorman

Glowing in beige on the national stage

Edam Anchorman, Edam Anchorman

I wanna be there for you

With all the shit you do

Oh oh, Edam, Edam

So just send us the bloke along

On the telephone

Oh, Edam, Edam

Edam Anchorman

Living his grays through a plastic face

Edam Anchorman

He's taking the cam for the stock around the van

Edam Anchorman, Edam Anchor, Edam Anchorman