Golden Retriever

Hey, said the devil

When I met her at the roundabout

She's got powers magnetic

Devours you of everything you've got

She's a golden retriever

Retrieves your oldest coin

Leads you blindly down every dark alley

And then she'll cream you dry

Stop, said the puppy

When I met him at the zebra cross

Said "You'll need protection from every direction

But she'll get you anyhow"

'Cause she's a golden retriever

Retrieves your oldest coin

Leads you blindly down every dark alley

And then she'll cream you dry

She's a golden retriever, golden retriever

Golden retriever, golden retriever

Golden retriever, golden retriever

Golden retriever, golden retriever