Act Surprised

Standing stunned in the hall

While you fumble with your lighter

And I could make sure you recall

But I'm a lover not a fighter

And it's a wonder that you're here

And it's a wonder that I'm still waiting

Well, act surprised

Act surprised now, baby

Drop your delivery, uh uh oh

Drop your delivery, uh uh oh

Hold still and look at me in the eyes

Well, I always loved your accent

Thick though it was

Like you just got back from somewhere

And you could not adjust

And it's a wonder that you're here

And it's a wonder that I'm still waiting

Act surprised

Act surprised now, baby

Drop your delivery, uh uh oh

Drop your delivery, uh uh oh

Perk up that stony face with any little smile

The least you could do, the least you could do

The least you could do, the least you could do

Drop your delivery, uh uh oh

Drop your delivery, uh uh oh

Hold still and look at me in the eyes

And act surprised

Drop your delivery, uh uh oh

Drop your delivery, uh uh oh

Hold still and look at me in the eyes