Martinis on the Roof

You left a cooler at our house one night

So we're keeping it full of ice

On your advice

Blue ribbons and red wine

You know it's hard to find the right line

That does justice to the crime

Now the justice has declined

To take the stand this time

Well all the wasted space is mine

Yeah I hardly have the right to sing about it

Trick night and Halloween

An April Fool's bad dream

Cigar smoke over the moon

And you were leaving way too soon

Cheeto's and a hundred proof martinis on the roof

Cheeto's and a hundred proof martinis on the roof

And you were leaving too soon

You caught every book they threw

At you and your single malt recruits

With a Pipe shirt over your suit

Now the judges they love you too

And now we're crying in the house

Watching basketball on the couch

And we're trying to work it out

Yeah we're all trying to work it out

But you would not have us pout

Or sing about it

Trick night and Halloween

An April Fool's bad dream

Cigar smoke over the moon

And you were leaving way too soon

Cheeto's and a hundred proof martinis on the roof

Cheeto's and a hundred proof martinis on the roof

And you were leaving too soon

Yeah you left too soon