Born With A Tail

I'd rather choose my soul to lose

Than leave around just one confused

And lose desire

Don't know if I'll ever learn

Can't wait till I get my turn

To burn in the infernal hell fire

I'm waiting for my last drive

While the bugle of my backside

Blows a losing beat

Hope I don't run out of gas

Bet my sacrelicious ass

Ain't nothing down there that scares me

Oh yeah, and you know

I'm in league with Satan

And you know

There can't be no debating

My hell-bound trail

I was born with a tail

I'm evil

Yeah, and I run free

There's molten lead in me

So let's get the hell

Got the goods, brother, bring it on

My mother done, brought me up wrong

And you can use my dick

For a walkin' stick as well

Oh yeah, and you know

I'm in league with Satan

And you know

There can't be no debating

My hell-bound trail

I was born with a tail

I'm on a hell-bound trail

Born with a tail, alright

It's time to fly the finger

Yeah, that middle digit brings your point

And it drives it home

On my head there's no crown of thorns

This evil scalp has earned its horns

I'm on a high flying time with your mom before I go

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you know

I'm in league with Satan

And you know

There can't be no debating

My hell-bound trail

I was born with a tail

I'm on a hell-bound trail

Born with a tail