Non Addictive Marijuana

I like smoking non-addictive marijuana

I like a big old bong but that soothes me

But what I really like is a big spoonful of heroin

'Cause heroine always gives me what I need

I like a big shot of whiskey in the morning

And a big old shot of cocaine in the afternoon

Hell, shoot whatever you got but man, you best got a lot

'Cause I can see right now that yours'll be gone real soon

You'd say marijuana is non-addictive

If you knew my friend, that might be true

And you get the punches, sit home and watch your TV

But give me a hit, son, I'll show you what that shit'll do

You'd say marijuana is non-addictive

If you knew my friend, that might be true

You get the punches, sit home and watch that TV

But give me a hit, son, I'll show you what that shit'll do

Give me a hit, son, I'll show you what that shit'll do