Taking Care of Eddy

Sometimes he just wants attention

Crying out just like a child

Feels like everything's exploding

Off the leash and running wild

Taking care of Eddy, taking care of Eddy

Tell me when you're ready

Taking care of Eddy

Taking care of Eddy is always a good time

Taking care of Eddy is walking a fine line

And just when you think it's over

When you think he's fast asleep

There's a swarm of jack o' lanterns

Eddy's yelling "trick or treat"

Taking care of Eddy, taking care of Eddy

Hold the razor steady

Taking care of Eddy

Taking care of Eddy's becoming a full-time

Taking care of Eddy is walking a fine line

It's as silent as a tomb in the August afternoon

Me and Eddy walk around over on the edge of town

Drinking from a paper cup

Giant lenses fogging up

You're the greatest baby, Ed

And me, I'm just the living dead

Pavement shakes beneath your feet

Even though you're eighty-three

The molten core beneath the street

Is boiling over in the heat

Taking care of Eddy, taking care of Eddy

Taking care of Eddy, taking care of Eddy

Taking care of Eddy's becoming a full-time

Taking care of Eddy is walking a fine line

Taking care of Eddy's becoming a full-time

Taking care of Eddy is walking a fine line