Grand Adventure

You're a little bit phony

And you try a bit too hard, hard

I'm a little bit lonely

And I wonder who you are.

Maybe you are someone brilliant

If not I still don't mind.

I'm on a grand adventure

With my friend, The Great Pretender

We can do anything we want.

In your corduroy flares

With your Led Zeppelin hair

And your nonchalance

You hide how much you really care.

You drink your Irish whiskey

Through lips I wish would kiss me.

I'm on a grand adventure

With my friend, The Great Pretender

We can do anything we want.

Anywhere, anytime

Anywhere.

And now my happiness is

Your happiness is happy, happy, yeah.

I'm on a grand adventure

With my friend, The Great Pretender

We can do anything we want.

Anywhere, anytime.

My happiness is your happiness

And my happiness is your happiness

And my happiness is your happiness

And my happiness is your happiness.

Baby, in your Forponey boots

You're a little bit phony

And you try a bit too hard.