Stuck in the Middle with You

Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I got a feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile from my face

Losing control, I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Well you started off with nothing

And you've found that you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawling

And slap you on the back and say please, please

Trying to make some sense of it all

But I can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to fall asleep on the floor

You don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Well you started off with nothing

And you've found that you are a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawling

And slap you on the back and say please, please

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you

Here I am