Frankfurt: We Need More Beer

One fine evening on earth

We stood on stage and played

When suddenly bright lightning

disturbed our glorious show

Oh no! Not again – the Alien!

Oh please, leave us alone!

“No more space beer” he cried

And begged us for our help

He told us on his planet

They’re all about to die

Frankfurt: We need – much more beer desperately Answer quickly – the brew’s his destiny

Frankfurt: We need – much more beer desperately

Answer quickly – no beer for light years

Talked to Binding straight off

They promised to supply

Six million sixty-six-packs

Stored in the green man’s ship

Lift off! Leaving solar system

And we were all aboard

Galaxy "Dog" we stopped

The plasma-drive broke down

Bad luck, caught by space pirates

They snatched our alcohol

Frankfurt: We need – much more beer desperately Answer quickly – the brew’s his destiny

Frankfurt: We need – much more beer desperately

Answer quickly – no beer for light years

Two days later… Bingo!

We tracked these scumbags down

Hot laser beams, explosions

Destroyed the Milky Way

Stop! Halt! Give up and surrender

Return the liquid gold!

All is well that ends well

Planet Beermuda waits

Big Alien-Super-Party

All drank up in one day!

Frankfurt: We need – much more beer desperately Answer quickly – the brew’s his destiny

Frankfurt: We need – much more beer desperately

Answer quickly – no beer for light years