One Foot in the Grave

When we were younger, decades ago

We've let it all hang out while boozing tons of alcohol

These days are over, we're fossils now

All threatened with extinction

Too weak, antique

Our joints are crunching

No sex but brand new teeth

We feel a troubling

Date of expiry

One foot in the grave - send in the doctor

With death face to face - the God of Beer is calling

One foot in the grave - where is my pension?

Grey hair's no disgrace - one foot in the grave

Real beauty lies in wrinkly tattoos

In our old age home the nurses have got piercings too

Hop in your wheelchair and feed some birds

Let's have a race on crutches

Senile with style

Black leather diapers (Black leather diapers)

Bedpans of shiny chrome

But we'll keep banging (But we'll keep banging)

And shake off Parkinsons

One foot in the grave - send in the doctor

With death face to face - the God of Beer is calling

One foot in the grave - where is my pension?

Grey hair's no disgrace - one foot in the grave

Our joints are crunching (Our joints are crunching)

No sex but brand new teeth

We feel a troubling (We feel a troubling)

Date of expiry

One foot in the grave - send in the doctor

With death face to face - the God of Beer is calling

One foot in the grave - where is my pension?

Grey hair's no disgrace - one foot in the grave

One foot in the grave - send in the doctor

With death face to face - the God of Beer is calling

One foot in the grave - where is my pension?

Grey hair's no disgrace - one foot in the grave