R.T.V.

Nine o'clock on channel six

Get the beer and get the chips

Death is live opon the screen

It's reality TV!

New disasters! Don't you miss

All the details - we'll be back right after this

Poisoned children just for you, perverts giving interviews

Rapists do it on the air, sponsored by cosmetic care

Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud

Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud

Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood

On patrol with cameras

Gonna make some victims stars

TV vamps, for blood we thirst

Help that man, but shoot him first

Moving pictures full of pain

Voyeurism - wet your ass and fry your brain

Zoom in on the pile of death, close-up of the smashed - in head

Interview the relatives, pay them cash for wet - hot tears

Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud

Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud

Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood

Should there be a day of peace

We've our something up to sleeves

Our "assistant" will commit

Any shit to land a hit

Want to be on live TV?

Send a postcard, we'll take care of it, you will see

Television's your evil eye - cables sputing filthy crud

Television is a pig sty - wallowing in real life mud

Television's your evil eye - wanking off to sex and blood