Freaky

FREAK This is for my tail clappers, mail stackers

Ass shakers, cash makers, who blast Vegas

Yo, this is for the freaks baby, petite ladies

Even my cellulite ladies, this is Tech N9ne, baby

When I was 5 years old,

My uncle snuck me into a drive-in show

Got in without pay I hid between Jimmy and Babe Roe

A triple X flick didn't even know what I was in for

Yo

I seen some things that made me feel kinda funny inside

I seen some things that my momma wouldn't want me

To see at this size, I seen some stuff, homeboys in the back

Was huffin' and puffin', windows foggy

Didn't know when I come of age, I'd be a gluten for muffins

Homeboy when I seen this I mean this

I was really shocked

And my teammate was really fiendish

It got really hot

Feelin' blanket a little squeamish

But I didn't want it to stop

My uncle said now, Tez don't piss your pants

Everybody laughed and presented to watch

Went back to school yo, the next day

Didn't look at home girls the same way

Started askin' neighbors can they girls come out to play

Instead of hide and go seek, it's hide and get it with no delay

I grew this thing called freaky, y'all

Sex on my brain, it was the best thing

I caught it when I was young an honorary

Just a baby havin' nasty dreams

I heard it was a Zodiac thing they say

Scorpio's are known to be freaks

I see somethin' lookin' good I say dwam

And when I see that ass hop I get geek

Time kept her movin' though my shell is closed

Fly looking at young girlie's saying her tail is swole

I am already sittin' there hopin' that hell is cold

N9ne lost his virginity when he was 12 years old

Wit a girl named Marlene, me and her was starvin'

For each other under the covers cooped up like sardines

My hard thing started bargin', farted was retarded

When it spit on her we started to arguin'

Here's a message to the young folks

Don't try this at home

Don't start it early like Tech N9ne

Wait till you are grown

When I was in high school

I'd wake up in the mornin' after I took a shower

I'd put on a non-lubricated condom

'Cause it could be on at any hour

In my brain is like a disease

I see a fine girl walking by I'm on her like freeze

I ain't gotta let her know I write hits or I got cheese

All she gotta do is look into my eyes

Get her hypnotized and watch her open them LEG's

I grew this thing called freaky, y'all

Sex on my brain, it was the best thing

I caught it when I was young an honorary

Just a baby havin' nasty dreams

I heard it was a Zodiac thing they say

Scorpio's are known to be freaks

I see somethin' lookin' good I say dwam

And when I see that ass hop I get geek

Nowadays I'm off up in adult clubs, I cannot shake it

Pretty women I wanna give 'em more love, I cannot fake it

Freaky virus you got me off in lust when that's where you bring us

Got me lovin' really big bust and that cunnilingus

I still be watching pornos, eatin' Digiornos

My hormones been runnin' wild since the day that I was born on

Tossed ya, broke it off ya in the kitchen, I'ma post ya

On the sink we breakin' dishes, Michael Douglas and Glenn Close, ya

Do you really wanna get up in the bed wit a psycho sex fiend

If you never wanna do it in the flesh we could do it in a wet dream

I'm'ma get up in your brain no pain it'll be me and you, cha, cha

In a minute before I get in it

I'm gonna tell you boo what I really wanna do I wanna

I grew this thing called freaky, y'all

Sex on my brain, it was the best thing

I caught it when I was young an honorary

Just a baby havin' nasty dreams

I heard it was a Zodiac thing they say

Scorpio's are known to be freaks

I see something lookin' good I say dwam

And when I see that ass hop I get geek

Scorpios Aquarius, Gemini, Cancer

Leo, Virgo, Libra, Taurus, Capricorn

Sagittarius, Pisces, Aries

I see somethin' lookin' good I say dwam

And when I see that ass hop I get geek