Headbanger

Last night I went to a party

It was a heavy metal party

Everybody had poofy hairdos

Sporting big white Adidas sneakers

But everybody was having a good time

Everybody was gettin' wasted

And this this guy came in the room

Looking like the ghost of Cliff Burton

He was a headbanger

He whipped his head around so fast

He gave himself a concussion

Dude you better slow down

Before you break your neck

You know that shit can't be good for

your brain

Holy shit man I can't take it

Just the sight of it was making me dizzy

Someone asked if I was in the KISS Army

And I sad, "What the fuck are you

talking about?"

But everybody was having a good time

They were riding the Banzai pipeline

And then this guy took off his denim

jacket

And his shirt said 'Bark at the Moon'

He was a headbanger

He whipped his head around so fast

He gave himself a concussion

Dude you better slow down

You're giving me a fucking headache

You know that shit can't be good for

your brain

Headbanger