In The Pit

Welcome to the land where the retards dwell

Tornado of the damned, it's a living hell

We'll act like we're 10 and run around this place

In redneck circles like a NASCAR race

It's much fun getting kicked in the face

We're too fucking dumb to quit

In the pit

The duck went down now the duck is dead

They moshed his brains right out of his head

Where douchebags go to to blow off some steam

Cuz coach wouldn't put 'em on the football team

And asshole jocks' fucking wettest dream

Dumber than a piece of shit

In the pit