The Jerk

He'll ignore most of your questions

He won't pretend to care

He won't hesitate to tell you

That he hates your stupid hair

Don't ask him if he likes it

He'll set you up to knock you down

Truth be told he'd like to smash your

Heart into the ground

He's just the jerk and he's going to ask you

Where you're from and why'd you leave

He's just the jerk

And he'll make you want to

Squirt his eyes with Listerine

He's just the jerk and he's going to tell you

Where you're never going to be

He's just the Jerk

And he'll make you want to

Soak his pride in gasoline

And throw a cigarette

Is that exactly what you really want to do?

Deep down he really hates himself

So he takes it out on you

He blocks off all his pain inside

With a lot of attitude

He's sick of staying up at night

Alone and all depressed

He keeps his bedroom nice and clean

But his head is still a mess

He's just the jerk and he's going to ask you

Where you're from and why'd you leave

He's just the jerk

And he'll make you want to

Squirt his eyes with Listerine

He's just the jerk and he's going to tell you

Where you're never going to be

He's just the Jerk

And he'll make you want to

Soak his pride in gasoline

And throw a cigarette

Is that exactly what you really want to do?