A Picture Of Dorian Gray

When I'll buy my mansion I'll invite the world to stay

So everyone can see a picture of Dorian Gray

We'll sit by the river drinking lemon tea

And there's a thousand midget Russians in midget submarines

You can come and stay

You can bring your friends

You can come and stay for a day

And see a picture of Dorian Gray

Take you to my mansion, can see my gallery

Lots of pretty pictures, all of them of me

We'll sit by the river drinking lemon tea

Eat tiny cucumber sandwiches made by Emily

You can come and stay

You can bring your friends

You can come and stay for a day

And see a picture of Dorian Gray