Little Woody Allen

Little Woody Allen sits alone in a playground, but he doesn't mind

The other children play their childish games

He's in his own world, but he's doing fine

All the silly boys are playing with their toys

But Woody's got a typewriter and it's his pride and joy

Little Woody Allen's very shy, he wouldn't say boo, boo to a goose

But Woody was a very simply child

He wouldn't eat meat nor salads or sweets

One little boy wants to be a fireman

Another little boy wants to fight for Uncle Sam

Not little Woody Allen

Little Woody doesn't dream of rock'n'roll and cars

He wants to be in movies and meet his favourite stars

Little Woody Allen's very bright

He doesn't sleep much, or not much at night

Little Woody Allen got a girl, Mia Farrow, the girl of my dream

All the silly boys are playing with their toys

But Woody's got a typewriter and it's his pride and joy

Little Woody doesn't dream of rock'n'roll and cars

He wants to be in movies and meet his favourite stars